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p.s; im japanese-english so i cant speak english dat well =^_^= | | you can do some special exercises and use some food supplements and learn how to be sexy - discover below | If you were U.S. President for a week, what would you do???.....? I'd go skydiving with Laura Bush off the Grand Canyon (and while I'm @ it, puncture her chute - mind you, her head's so full of air she'd probably float down! LMAO!); I'd KICK her husnand (yeah right!) in the balls for wreckin the world for the last 8 yrs!; I'd feed Hillary Clinton to the Everglades Crocodiles in Florida - i'd hire a private helicopter and shove her off right over the mating grounds - ooooooooh!; I'd go up and down in the Empire STate Building lift all day - 'cos I can!; I'd abolish Mexico! (Not Canada as I like the Polar Bears!); I'd ring up Angela Merkhel and tell her Condoleeza wants to feel her **** @ the next G8 Summit; I'd make beer free for a whole month in every bar in the land!; I'd abolish ALL Tax forever!; I'd make up a fake state of emergency and say that a desiese has broken out in Manhattan shut down the island, just like in "I Am Legend" JUST to be able to say that famous line: "My Fellow Americans.......GOT YA! HAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"; I'd bomb Mount Rushmore to see if there really is a "City Of Gold" inside it - mind you, Helen Mirren & Co. will've probabky beaten me to it and while I'm @ it, I'd rub lemons on the back of the Declaration of Independance to see if there really is a secret treasure map!; I'd also feed Sarah Palin to the Crocodiles and if they refused to eat her, I'd freeze her in an ice block and drop her off over the Alaskan-Pacific so she could bob back to where she came from!; I'd bomb China (why not!): I'd make Cher VP; I'd make NYC Capital - I mean, come on like - NOBODY cares about Washington D.C.! When Tourists go to the States, where do they go? NEW YORK! YAAAY! The Empire State Building; Madison Square Gardens; The Statue of Liberty; Borooklyn Bridge; Central Park; Wall STreet; Time Square - what's D.C. got? The WHite House? But that's on Pennsylvania Avenue so a bunch of Japanese tourists's probably go to Pennsylvania! I mean, everyone knows New York better so why not make it Capital?; I'd make Rhode Island part of Connecticut (I mean, come on - my back garden's bigger!) and last but not least....
drumroll.................
I'd make Monica Lewinsky next in line for the Presidency and rig the elctions in Florida so she got the vote!
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
| I would actually do a lot of things. I asked a question like this a while ago, so here's the link.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…
I sure hope you aren't becoming president anytime soon. |
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